[Apples of Doom]

I wish I was a Pirate: so I could say "MUTHA FUCKAS IM BACK, AND IM BLACK. SO dont step to this, or I will take a piss. On you that is, you just fuckin kidz. Im a pirate, I know where its at. Ive travelled the seas, and had sex with rats!
I wish I was a Pirate: so I could tell ya bout AoD, they the only mutha fuckas who I can say is leet. Now I've seen the world, Ive got the scury, Ive even messed with girls who werent exactly curvy (FAT CHICKS). All I gotta say about the clan called AoD, is that the only person they cant mess with happens to be ME!

I wish I was a pirate: so I could Jolly your Roger, so I could fire my cannon in your porthole, so I could put my anchor in your lagoon, and so I can say to ya beuty, "PREPARE TO BE BOARDED MUTHA FUCKA
I wish i was a pirate: So I could bury your treasure, and give you the scurvy while im invadin your ship

~ By Spartan

I wish I was a pirate: so I could steal your heart and take some plunder from your booty